4 Inch Man

So, after I had my heart hurt, I decided to follow my brother’s advice. He told me that the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. I was on a mission. I started talking to 4 Inch Man right after Sublime lover and had one thing on my mind. To get over the one before. We started talking and quickly made a date to hung out.
I met him out for a few drinks. When he showed up, I noticed that he was not the height or the weight that he told me he was. I went a head with the date. We went into the restaurant and had a few drinks. So, at the end of the date, we decided to get a hotel room. He paid for the room, and we were set.

So, once we were in the hotel room, we started making out, touching, and undressing. Now, I am not trying to say that I look amazing naked, but I make for it in other ways. Things started to get hot and heavy, and his shirt came off. I ran my hand over his back and noticed that he had shaved his back and hair and it was time for him to do it again. It was right at the point where the hair was short and all the same length. Then the pants came off, he turned to grab the condom, and I saw his ass. It was the hairiest thing I have ever seen. I had to turn away. I kept telling myself that I was doing this and never call him again. When he got back into bed, and right at the moment where the sex was going to begin, I looked down, and noticed that the 6 inches that he promised me was not there. There were only 4. At that point, I was a little far into this to stop. So, I took one for the team. It was one of the worst sexual experiences of my life. I felt bad for the guy, but it is the truth. I got my clothes, got dressed, and got out of there.

The new rule: If I am going to use a guy for sex, then get picture evidence im advanced before I commit to having sex with him.